2007-07-06 - Jus' a lil bit.
2007-07-06 - Jus' a lil bit.
2005-05-26 - UPDATE
2004-12-25 - -
2004-12-14 - -
2004-12-09 - -
2004-12-06 - MY CITY IS STILL BREATHING, BUT BARELY IT'S TRUE...
2004-12-05 - More updating.
2004-12-01 - Yeah Yeah Yeah
2004-12-01 - Yeah Yeah Yeah
2004-12-01 - Yeah Yeah Yeah
2004-10-30 - -
2004-10-23 - -
2004-10-10 - -
2004-10-01 - It's sort of like 'while you were out' but not as good or cheesy.
2004-09-28 - Disadvantage Ava
2004-09-24 - Dead Mice and True Love.
2004-09-23 - Candle Hell.
2004-09-22 - -
2004-09-21 - -
2004-09-20 - -
2004-09-20 - -
2004-09-17 - -
2004-09-16 - -
2004-09-15 - News
2004-09-13 - Sewage.
2004-09-09 - A Cry for Help.
2004-09-08 - Tirade of Terror
2004-09-07 - Poverty is Funny.
2004-09-03 - Weirdness.
2004-08-31 - -
2004-08-29 - No Bed? No Problem?
2004-08-27 - -
2004-08-26 - Praise Be.
2004-08-25 - Shut Up, O Infernal Racket.
2004-08-25 - Sickie Poo
2004-08-22 - Emo
2004-08-21 - -
2004-08-19 - Touching You, Touching Me.
2004-08-18 - -
2004-08-16 - Break it Down.
2004-08-15 - -
2004-08-14 - -
2004-08-12 - Give them to me.
2004-08-10 - Part 2 of the Epic.
2004-08-09 - -
2004-08-09 - Help.
2004-08-08 - Happiness is all the rage.
2004-08-08 - -
2004-08-06 - Sir Chubbs and The Peanut Escapade.
2004-08-06 - -
2004-08-04 - Turnip Love
2004-08-02 - -
2004-07-29 - WWAD?
2004-07-26 - -
2004-07-25 - how did this happen? what in the everloving fuck is going on?
2004-07-24 - it's pretty funny to watch people lose their minds- if I were you I'd be laughing at me
2004-07-21 - -
2004-07-20 - -
2004-06-29 - -
2004-06-27 - -
2004-06-25 - The Key To Sucess is Successful Thinking
2004-06-15 - Sisters Doing It For Themselves
2004-06-13 - Really, Don't Fuck With Me.
2004-06-12 - Fresh as a Fucking Daisy.
2004-06-09 - Accountants Do It With Precision.
2004-06-09 - Accountants Do It With Precision.
2004-06-02 - Dismissal.
2004-06-01 - Simple Truths
2004-05-24 - Miserlou
2004-05-17 - No Precedent.
2004-05-13 - Do You Remember When Rock Was Young?
2004-05-13 - Do You Remember When Rock Was Young?
2004-05-11 - -
2004-05-10 - The End of Me?
2004-04-22 - Fit for the pit
2004-04-17 - Sperm stop
2004-04-13 - Letters that should not have been written
2004-04-12 - The Nick and Jessica Variety Show/ Secret Asian Man
2004-04-11 - -
2004-04-03 - Space Invaders
2004-04-02 - Purrrrr
2004-04-01 - -
2004-03-31 - Blah blah blah
2004-03-28 - Sopranos vs. Bill Cosby
2004-03-28 - dldl
2004-03-22 - It's all about the benjamins
2004-03-21 - Melinda lives in vancouver so she won't be at my birthday.
2004-03-16 - Missunderstood martyr is my least favorite.
2004-03-13 - Revelations
2004-03-09 - quiz hell
2004-03-09 - -
2004-03-07 - -
2004-03-07 - F-L-U
2004-03-03 - am i a glamour do or don't?
2004-03-03 - Judy, Dave and me
2004-02-29 - isn't mel gibson a scientologist?
2004-02-26 - Got any bibles?
2004-02-21 - Ramble
2004-02-20 - -
2004-02-19 - Offhand Futrue Marriage Proposal
2004-02-15 - -
2004-02-12 - 626
2004-02-11 - -
2004-02-11 - Day 13
2004-02-10 - -
2004-02-09 - -
2004-02-09 - -
2004-02-08 - -
2004-02-05 - -
2004-02-04 - -
2004-02-04 - -
2004-02-03 - Funny
2004-02-02 - My pal smokes
2004-02-02 - -
2004-01-31 - Jesus, etc.
2004-01-29 - -
2004-01-28 - -
2004-01-26 - -
2004-01-26 - -
2004-01-24 - -
2004-01-23 - I have gynecological superpowers
2004-01-21 - -
2004-01-19 - -
2004-01-16 - Ava Stardust
2004-01-16 - -
2004-01-15 - -
2004-01-14 - -
2004-01-13 - -
2004-01-13 - -
2004-01-11 - I think that this whole entry is pretty weird in itself
2004-01-09 - -
2004-01-07 - -
2004-01-06 - -
2004-01-04 - -
2004-01-04 - -
2004-01-01 - Mouth full of marbles
2003-12-31 - New Years Bullshit Resolutions
2003-12-31 - -
2003-12-30 - Drumheller is Solid.
2003-12-30 - -
2003-12-29 - Another Top Ten.
2003-12-29 - Drumalicious
2003-12-28 - -
2003-12-26 - -
2003-12-25 - -
2003-12-25 - X-Mas
2003-12-23 - I now have motivation to become a power lifter
2003-12-23 - -
2003-12-22 - I make people lose it.
2003-12-22 - Goove is in the heart
2003-12-21 - -
2003-12-20 - It's a good thing I already have a boyfriend.
2003-12-19 - Boobs
2003-12-19 - Marginal Utility Diminishing Returns Demand Curves Supply Long Run Average Total Cost Total Product Price Celing Monopolistic Competition Oligopoly.
2003-12-18 - I Would Like a Gym Strip for Christmas, I Think.
2003-12-18 - -
2003-12-17 - -
2003-12-16 - I'm not mean spirited except when she's a bitch.
2003-12-16 - Let's put the "x" back in x-mas.
2003-12-15 - sick
2003-12-15 - A really gross entry.
2003-12-11 - Ashton Kutcher (8 times I've written it!)
2003-12-10 - I think that I'm the only person in the whole world who does these things...
2003-12-10 - Maybe I shouldn't learn how to shoot....
2003-12-09 - Ranting.
2003-12-09 - Lament.
2003-12-08 - I'm Just Eccentric.
2003-12-08 - Ava Inc.
2003-12-05 - -
2003-12-04 - -
2003-12-03 - Paris=Unicorn
2003-12-03 - My Bad, Bad Attitude.
2003-12-03 - My Bad, Bad Attitude.
2003-12-03 - -
2003-12-03 - -
2003-12-02 - At Least I Think I'm Funny.
2003-12-02 - I Take Percocet with a Prescription, Unlike Mathew Perry.
2003-12-02 - Things That Worry Me....
2003-12-01 - -
2003-11-30 - -
2003-11-28 - -
2003-11-27 - -
2003-11-25 - -
2003-11-25 - -
2003-11-24 - -
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2003-11-20 - -
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2003-11-17 - -
2003-11-17 - -
2003-11-14 - -
2003-11-13 - -
2003-11-13 - -
2003-11-09 - -
2003-11-08 - -
2003-11-05 - -
2003-11-03 - -
2003-11-02 - -
2003-11-02 - -
2003-11-01 - -
2003-10-30 - -
2003-10-28 - -
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2003-10-27 - -
2003-10-26 - -
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2003-10-23 - -
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2003-10-12 - -
2003-10-08 - -
2003-10-07 - -
2003-10-05 - -
2003-10-02 - -
2003-10-01 - -
2003-09-30 - -
2003-09-26 - -
2003-09-22 - -
2003-09-20 - -
2003-09-18 - -
2003-09-18 - -
2003-09-16 - -
2003-09-14 - -
2003-09-13 - -
2003-09-12 - -
2003-09-09 - -
2003-09-08 - Hell Part 2
2003-09-06 - DIE!
2003-09-05 - It's all coming together now.
2003-09-03 - Boys.
2003-09-03 - -
2003-09-01 - -
2003-08-31 - -
2003-08-29 - Pride Chicken and Beef Dip, together at last.
2003-08-28 - Get ME to a Nunnery!
2003-08-27 - -
2003-08-26 - Goddamned cat.
2003-08-24 - -
2003-08-21 - -
2003-08-19 - -
2003-08-19 - -
2003-08-17 - -
2003-08-15 - -
2003-08-15 - -
2003-08-15 - -
2003-08-12 - -
2003-08-09 - -
2003-08-09 - -
2003-08-07 - -
2003-08-06 - -
2003-08-05 - -
2003-08-04 - -
2003-08-01 - Please don't read this.
2003-07-31 - -
2003-07-30 - -
2003-07-29 - S&M.
2003-07-28 - -
2003-07-25 - Folk off before I poke you.
2003-07-24 - -
2003-07-23 - -
2003-07-23 - -
2003-07-23 - -
2003-07-22 - -
2003-07-21 - -
2003-07-20 - -
2003-07-17 - -
2003-07-17 - -
2003-07-17 - -
2003-07-14 - -
2003-07-12 - -
2003-07-10 - -
2003-07-07 - -
2003-07-05 - -
2003-07-04 - -
2003-07-03 - -
2003-07-01 - -
2003-06-29 - -
2003-06-28 - -
2003-06-26 - -
2003-06-23 - Spend your inflated allowance at my store on jazz records you know nothing about. Come on.
2003-06-23 - -
2003-06-23 - -
2003-06-21 - Moldy Oldies.
2003-06-19 - Middle Ear.
2003-06-19 - No Sluts, Please.
2003-06-17 - -
2003-06-16 - Retards and E-Tards.
2003-06-11 - The Worst One Yet
2003-06-10 - Pepto Dismal
2003-06-08 - I wait in 4/4 time
2003-06-07 - He doesn't even like The Jayhawks.
2003-06-06 - Look at me!
2003-06-05 - -
2003-06-04 - If I was a dog
2003-06-04 - If I was a dog
2003-06-02 - Mike Nesmith
2003-05-29 - -
2003-05-25 - -
2003-05-24 - -
2003-05-22 - Excuse me Mr. Policeman, but I have an emergency in my pants.
2003-05-22 - -
2003-05-14 - Shitshow Pants.
2003-05-11 - If you ever get smallpox, come see me.
2003-05-09 - Blargh
2003-05-08 - I am back.
2003-05-07 - -
2003-05-05 - -
2003-05-04 - Pies.
2003-05-02 - Bunny+Coctail
2003-04-29 - In which I figure out what is missing from my life.
2003-04-26 - I can think of a few people who are emotionally void and insidious.
2003-04-25 - -
2003-04-16 - Me. Today.
2003-04-14 - I am an asset.
2003-04-11 - -
2003-04-08 - I can't do anything right.
2003-04-07 - LOOK AT ME!!
2003-04-06 - I better get some new clothes for my birthday.
2003-04-04 - -
2003-04-03 - I hate the elderly.
2003-04-02 - Confession
2003-04-01 - Whatever, dude. It's my fuckin' day.
2003-03-31 - Beer Tub Secretary
2003-03-27 - Stupid Martyr Tuna Syndrome.
2003-03-25 - Poor little fucker
2003-03-24 - CRAPpuccino.
2003-03-20 - Hey, clicking on this is supposed to make money.
2003-03-20 - Fuccccccckkkkk. Or, Word Up Assholes #4
2003-03-15 - Back on the chain gang....
2003-03-13 - I hate waiting. Really.
2003-03-11 - Ode to daddy.
2003-03-04 - Word Up Assholes #2
2003-03-02 - Word up, assholes!
2003-02-27 - my great goddamned news.
2003-02-25 - A Survey.
2003-02-25 - -
2003-02-24 - -
2003-02-21 - My Tail.
2003-02-18 - Learn a new word.
2003-02-17 - Homo-Defectus strikes again.
2003-02-16 - Homo Defectus
2003-02-13 - Whole lotta money.
2003-02-11 - Where's Mutt?
2003-02-10 - I live in fear.
2003-02-07 - BODY AFTER BABY!
2003-02-06 - -
2003-02-02 - Roodle-do-do-doooo.
2003-02-01 - I am back.
2003-01-30 - Fucker.
2003-01-28 - Jo, the Camaro, and Me.
2003-01-27 - -
2003-01-25 - -
2003-01-23 - This will be the 5th time I have moved in 3 years.
2003-01-12 - I see my future, and it sucks.
2003-01-09 - I am highly employable.
2003-01-07 - Tuesday.
2003-01-06 - My first day.
2003-01-02 - -
2002-12-23 - This started out as an exuberant entry, but now it's just sad.
2002-12-19 - My rattled brain.
2002-12-17 - -
2002-12-16 - I am Turtle.
2002-12-13 - -
2002-12-11 - It's a goddamned great day.
2002-12-10 - Demerol+Me= Twitch+Drool+Coma
2002-12-08 - -
2002-12-05 - Fuckin' Essays.
2002-12-04 - Not impressed.
2002-12-03 - Fuck Me, Maggie.
2002-12-02 - I don't know. Don't read this. I am messed up.
2002-11-30 - Sears Brand Underpants
2002-11-28 - The Men they Couldn't Hang.
2002-11-26 - My New Job.
2002-11-25 - More dijon fun!
2002-11-25 - New! Fun! Exciting! Dijon!
2002-11-25 - A short entry in which nothing gets solved
2002-11-21 - Don't bother with this one, kids. It's no good.
2002-11-19 - whoo!
2002-11-18 - Smoke detectors suck.
2002-11-16 - quoi de foque?
2002-11-11 - My hair is damaged.
2002-11-09 - Jes a lil biddy update fer y'all
2002-11-02 - An un-love story.
2002-10-31 - Halloweenies.
2002-10-27 - I which I try to clear up a few things...
2002-10-26 - The Mystery Pant Letdown.
2002-10-25 - Mystery pants
2002-10-22 - A long entry that includes a survey and more about "barn-fucks," and a plead for guestbook entries.
2002-10-17 - I hate barn fucks.
2002-10-15 - An apology of sorts, and a little cat trauma.
2002-10-13 - A rant about homelessness, the birth control pill and hair dye. Enjoy.
2002-10-13 - A rant about homelessness, the birth control pill and hair dye. Enjoy.
2002-10-13 - A rant about homelessness, the birth control pill and hair dye. Enjoy.
2002-10-09 - I hate friends.
2002-10-08 - Lily IS the nicest dog we know.
2002-10-06 - Booty-full.
2002-10-04 - My lame self
2002-10-02 - Beaver pelts are funny, but not too interesting.
2002-09-30 - Highly qualifed belly dance teacher.
2002-09-17 - Spew!
2002-09-16 - Belly Bullshit.
2002-09-15 - A short plea
2002-09-15 - Cute entry.
2002-09-12 - I feel better
2002-09-11 - -
2002-09-09 - At least I am hireable.
2002-09-01 - The worlds most inane survey answered here!
2002-08-28 - Death of a Sales Woman
2002-08-28 - Death of a Sales Woman
2002-08-24 - Ming Dynasty 1986-2002.
2002-08-23 - I do not have any horeshoes coming out of MY ass.
2002-08-23 - Me crap sandwhich, you el-pukey.
2002-08-21 - I just wanted to go to the goddamn badlands!
2002-08-20 - Updates
2002-07-30 - Buy my stuff
2002-07-21 - I wanna new job.
2002-07-21 - Don't read this, it's just more trauma.
2002-07-19 - I'm back, and not very happy about it either.
2002-07-14 - Good girl Keena, good girl.
2002-07-12 - Mullets, fights and supermodels.
2002-07-11 - Havin' my cake and eating it too.
2002-07-09 - Mount Emotion.
2002-07-09 - bah
2002-07-06 - Lame Ava
2002-07-03 - Sleep deprived dementia.
2002-07-01 - Who wouldn't be thrilled to give birth to ALF?
2002-06-30 - Maybe if I didn't cook so much I wouldn't have such a huge ass.
2002-06-28 - What a brutal goddamn day.
2002-06-26 - hair
2002-06-26 - same old.
2002-06-23 - Long winded sentimental journey.
2002-06-21 - Nazi Kayak Preventors
2002-06-17 - nuthin
2002-06-14 - Wild perverts
2002-06-14 - a MAJOR crisis
2002-06-07 - Ble-atch.
2002-06-05 - Love and Trickery
2002-06-04 - Goddamn cat puke
2002-06-01 - And what about the voice of Geddy Lee? How did it get so high?
2002-05-31 - The kissing disease has been passed like so many relay batons....
2002-05-29 - There is no mention of deer poo in this entry.
2002-05-29 - Poo as fuel.
2002-05-27 - Getting just a little bit fat is fun.
2002-05-24 - I am fly.
2002-05-22 - Allergic to pants?
2002-05-18 - Sunshiney Blonde
2002-05-16 - Praise Be.
2002-05-10 - dude.
2002-05-10 - dude.
2002-05-07 - In Which Ava goes off on a rant for the 467th time.
2002-05-07 - Everything is stoopid.
2002-05-05 - Ferfuxsakes.
2002-05-03 - Green paint
2002-05-02 - I hate trying to think of names for this shit.
2002-05-02 - uh ohhhhh
2002-04-30 - -
2002-04-28 - -
2002-04-27 - Smokes.
2002-04-26 - The Great Teen-Angst Poetry Contest
2002-04-25 - Groggy....
2002-04-25 - Looks like Ava got into some fun stuff...and she did.....
2002-04-20 - Wade and the 0.45 blood alcohol level.
2002-04-18 - Nighty night......
2002-04-14 - ummmm.....yeah.
2002-04-12 - Whiney entry. Don't read it.
2002-04-10 - Saddest birthday ever.
2002-04-08 - Long winded survey. Proceed with Caution.
2002-04-07 - Another stupid idea
2002-04-05 - Chewy AND raw!
2002-04-01 - I hate Fiona Apple, but this entry has nothing to do with her. It's just an afterthought that I had.
2002-03-25 - Calling all badminton lovers...
2002-03-22 - Shhh...
2002-03-21 - Swollen Russians!
2002-03-20 - Don't look a gift cat in the ass?
2002-03-17 - Top of the mornin' to ya, you fake assed Gaelic wannabe.
2002-03-13 - Hush my Darling....
2002-03-12 - Occifer Ava
2002-03-08 - Bah
2002-03-05 - This whole entry is a tirade...careful.
2002-03-02 - I am so totally a pantene pro-v girl.
2002-02-28 - Fidel Castro and the Great Dehydration
2002-02-25 - Shit! Fuck! Score!
2002-02-23 - Chowdair.
2002-02-20 - ARF arf ARF arf ewwwww
2002-02-17 - MMMM....critters.....
2002-02-14 - Thuper Mud Pie!
2002-02-13 - The Domain of Fatmouse.
2002-02-11 - Don't assume shit, that's the lesson.
2002-02-07 - Grumpiest old men...
2002-02-05 - LILY!!!!
2002-02-03 - The Weekend To Top All Weekends.
2002-01-30 - Me and my superior intellect laugh in your general direction.
2002-01-27 - Tweeter and the Marathon-Man
2002-01-25 - Snow.
2002-01-21 - The stupidist entry ever.
2002-01-17 - Ava's a HOOKER?
2002-01-15 - Transvestite Meat Mania
2002-01-08 - Hobbit
2002-01-07 - more intestine insects.
2002-01-06 - aw fuck.
2002-01-04 - Oh, just ignore this entry.
2001-12-30 - Sonofabitches just wanna get jiggy wit it.
2001-12-27 - Animal flesh is grody
2001-12-23 - Hey! A Survey!
2001-12-21 - I'm the one that is hiding the evasive Osama.
2001-12-19 - -
2001-12-17 - More ass references
2001-12-16 - Poli-oli-ooooooo
2001-12-15 - birdie num nums.
2001-12-13 - Run you mother fuckers RUN!
2001-12-11 - Sheeiitt.
2001-12-08 - SCREEECH
2001-12-07 - More survey fun
2001-12-06 - Live bunnies, dead hamsters.
2001-12-04 - My black, black heart.
2001-12-02 - Smokey the Bear says "Don't be a Fuckwit
2001-11-30 - fancy pants
2001-11-30 - Oh George, how I love you....
2001-11-29 - nice nice nice!
2001-11-27 - I will not wear a bathing suit because then I will look like a sausage roll.
2001-11-27 - I can't believe I couldn't finish my Ultimate Omlette.
2001-11-26 - We here at stupid arse family practices would rather have you die than give you quality health care, even though you live in Canada where the health-care system is supposedly one of the best in the world.
2001-11-25 - Mew-Kus.
2001-11-23 - Khrap and Phuc.
2001-11-22 - -
2001-11-21 - wheeze.........
2001-11-19 - Ppppbbbbb
2001-11-16 - You can't be a surfer in Alberta, so shut up.
2001-11-13 - Arse.
2001-11-13 - Punkers and Trout and Pads, oh my!
2001-11-12 - -
2001-11-09 - First in First Out......Last in First Out
2001-11-06 - Jackasses
2001-11-03 - My Bum! My Bum!
2001-11-01 - For the love of God.
2001-10-29 - -
2001-10-28 - Stupid, Stupid, Stupid.
2001-10-26 - Stayin' Alive
2001-10-25 - Sweet! (or should I say, Suite!)
2001-10-23 - Survey!!!!!!
2001-10-22 - Ahhh....Ouzo. Is good no?
2001-10-20 - Barfies!
2001-10-18 - Okay fine you big jerks
2001-10-17 - The looong and winding road....